Posted in November 2012

How to boost your patriotism, one craving at a time

How to boost your patriotism, one craving at a time

It hit with surprising clarity and force. Driving back from Toronto recently, I was aimlessly pondering lunch options when I was struck with the sudden and urgent need to eat… Vegemite. Yes, Australia. Be proud. The pretzels are already demanding lashings of the dark, gooey goodness that is our national spread. I haven’t eaten it … Continue reading

The hidden benefits of being up the duff*

The hidden benefits of being up the duff*

Forget the fatigue! Cast off the crankiness! Turns out there are a few side bonuses that come with brewing sprogs in one’s inside*. Starting with: • Boobs: I have them! Not that I didn’t have a decent helping before, but I seem to have gone from ‘sporty’ to ‘curvy’ faster than you can lower the … Continue reading